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Tuesday, October 7
Zi-Xiang is taking entirely too long to blog, so I'm left with nothing to read when I should be studying except for retarded xangas. Therefore, I'm gonna blog for her (I guess I can go back and read what I wrote... Yes, that makes sense). I know what you're thinking. I'm not Chinese. But contrary to popular belief, you don't hafta be Chinese to blog. You can be Japanese or Korean too. So, here I go...In the few xangas I have read, I see people quoting songs that they think describes their feelings at a particular time. I think that's very unoriginal, but if thats the blogger's way, thats what I'm gonna do. Now... A song to describe Zi-Xiang. What could that be, what could that BE? Only one comes to mind:
Yodel-ay, yodel-ay, yodel-ay hee hoo
Spaaaarkling... Clear and loooovely,
You're my... LAAAAADY!
Ahh... Gotta love Wedding Singers. I don't know many, but all the ones I do know, are JUST excellent. Adam Sandler and the Total Effing Eclipse of the Heart guy should get together and sing at my wedding. I'm sure that bode quite well with the Indian relatives. Just kidding, I'm Asian. Really I am. Anyhow, I hafta make an addition to the Sept 25th entry. Zi-Xiang DEFINITELY currently loves Old School, Stifler, and staying up late to study (among other things) into the wee hours of the night with her favorite person in the existence of the universe, Shayna B. Desai (SBD = Silent But Deadly).
Wow. Blogging is everything I thought it would be.
Okay, back to Zi-Xiang. She said I can call her Zi now. Even though I have yet to call her Zi, I type it a lot. It's so much easier, and you don't hafta look for the hyphen. Perhaps one of these days I'll call her Zi. That should be my goal of the week. It's so hard. I've known her over a year and she wouldn't let me call her Zi for so long. Now that I finally can, I don't want to. LOL OMG WTF. That was like when Johnny Depp... Wait, that's wrong. Johnny Dakota came to Bayside and when the gang found out that he did pot, Lisa said to him, "When I wanted to talk to you, I couldn't. Now that I can, I don't want to." And he's like, "That's FINE! I don't need any of them! Kelly can take all their roles!" and Kelly goes, "GoodBYE, Johhny." And he's all, "That's fine! I don't need any of you. And I don't need your SCHOOL!" Okay... I started to make it up after Kelly said, "GoodBYE, Johnny." I don't even know if she said "Johnny," I just didn't wanna leave anybody hanging. Okay, enough about Saved by the Bell. I know you people probably get enough of that on weekdays from 12-1pm.
So... Zi-Xiang... What can I say about Zi-Xiang? She's been workin hard lately. That's why she can't blog. That's why she asked me to blog for her. To let people know that she's alive and well. You would be proud to know that as I type, she is at her computer writing her 6 pg minimum paper for history of the Chinese folk. Well, now that I look, she's checking people away messages. But that's all part of the paper writing fun, is it not?
Zi-Xiang had one of the most exciting days of her life the other day. The two of us went to Olly Woooood (Hollywood) and met so many celebrities: Arnold Schwartzeneggar, Josie Gellar, Lip, Lip's Girlfriend, Franklin the Tank, Lucius Malfoy, and Eminem. Luce (that's a little name we made up for Lucius) and Em are such sweet young men. A little gay though. They dot their i's with a heart. What are they, 12 year old girls? Next thing you know, I'm gonna get an IM from that that says, "Heyyyyy girl! Wutz uP!? How cuuuute is Brad Pitt!! xoxoxo... lolz. omg, i just <3 him. N-E-wayz, i g2g, laterz... bye, hun- MUAHH!"
Movie of the Week: OLD SCHOOL
Song of the Week: Total Eclipse of the Heart
Quote of the Week: "Why do you hafta do that in front of the kid? With the effing. All you gotta do is say earmuffs and then you can say whatever you want. Earmuffs...
Actor of the Week: Will Ferrell
Character of the Week: Frank the Tank
Wedding Singer of the Week: ...I'll give you one guess.
Okay... I'm gettin tired of this _____ of the week game. Besides, I'm running out of them.
Ooh ooh, conversation of the week:
Eminem: Oh, Lucius! How ever do you get your hair like that?! I tried growing out my hair one time, but I can't compete with you.
Lucius: Ohh, thanks a bunch Em. I get Draco to fix it for me every morning.
Eminem: Ohh, Hailie never does that for me. If only I had a son.
Okay... I guess this blog is long enough now. Some might call it TOO long. But none of those people would read this far anyway, so that doesn't really matter to me. I'm gonna go, simply because I'm itching for Zi-Xiang to read this and laugh heartily (I'll JUST cry if there's nary a chuckle... or if she says, "That is SO funny" but clearly she does not mean it). I'm gonna make like a tree and get outta here. Adios :O)